hoediac:
“ fousheezy:
“ tomellis:
“ jakegyllinhaal:
“Imagine Jake Gyllenhaal peeing on you
”
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lifeguard jake! the jellyfish stung the inside of my throat please help!
” ”
im-no-jedi:
“ beatybe:
“I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.
” ”

ofswordsandpens:

merianymerosmartell:

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

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Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

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50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

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There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

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now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

EVERY DAMN TIME

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH
24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

WHOA SO WEIRD

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

it’s back

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Huh….

I’ll probably always reblog this

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

This post is historic

you can never not reblog this when it comes on your dash tumblr rule

7/9/16 - 8:32 pm

Take your chance and be part of it. They’ll talk about this in their history books in future.

Literally no notes


I liked it one note pops up

What the everloving fuck


23/11/2017

5:44pm

Wtf.. there’s not even a message saying 0 notes xD

29/11/17

No notes

One note popped up

22/12/2017

07:46 AM

whoa

… there’s…. there’s no notes…. 😳

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theirisianprincess:

captainsnoop:

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

  1. get julius caesar addicted to hentai
  2. seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

7eggs:

syraptastic:

7eggs:

wow i got a laptop and this thing sure is on my lap

fuck me

i think there are a few steps in this relationship that you skipped. hey, i’m steven

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surprisebitch:

theboycourt:

valykas:

This is amazing

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

this deserves an academy award nomination

bigchiefatl:

techtonicactivity:

spintowin:

she’s out there making owl noises

who

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  • stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*
  • me: *gently fixes it*
  • me: you can See
  • marthaandthediamonds:

    93k notes and counting

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    theapatheticstag:

    iamchinyere:

    Why is this funny to me? I need to grow up.

    Lion King 2018

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
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    rhemamichelle:

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    LMAOOO IM CRYING GHIS IS SO CUTE

    Lmaoooo smart kid

    He’s so happy people laughed at his joke

    This made my whole day. Literally

    His cute little bows 😭😭

    Lmaooo this kid😂😂😂

    So cute 😂😂

    Lmaooo that’s amazing 😂😂